Another Great Stocking Stuffer
So you’re getting your daughter a Heathkit stereo preamp for Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Other, and you need some ideas for stocking stuffers. Strippers and dykes are always handy for working on...
View ArticleHow To Win At Hoseface
Oh, man, this is a game I’d fight to get in on. I don’t care if it was manufactured and sold by Hasbro, Milton Bradley, Ohio Art or Whammo, the pure psychological strategy of this simple game is...
View ArticleArrrgh.
How can you improve upon improvised pirate swords? “Bobby! Let’s play pirates!” “Great idea! I’ll go get the Plastic Guards! I’ll be back in an hour!” Clever idea, but it won’t fly. Any kid who grew...
View ArticleCrispness Is Clumping.
Crispness is clumping, the geezer’s getting flat, and here are some gift ideas for friends and family. Everyone knows someone who needs a coffee mug, a sweatshirt or a totebag with at least one of...
View Article“Hi Gramma! I Made You a Lamp!”
“Gramma, I know that you and Grampa escaped the old country without shoes, but capitalism is evil, so I made you a lamp to show you how wrong you were to leave.” –Overheard at Zuccotti Park September...
View ArticleAnother Great Gift Idea
I love rural hand-painted highway signs that are spelled correctly and get right to the point, like this one. (Note that the pavement is blackened from all the cars screeching to a stop upon spotting...
View ArticleGreat Gifts For Dad
As for the Meglinating Variable Intensity Multifunction Power Tool, I have one and it works great. You have to replace the Narvis coupling occasionally, but that only takes a couple of minutes. Buy...
View ArticleIntroducing The Beatles – COLLECT ‘EM ALL
I spotted an article about the resurgence of the popularity of vinyl records recently. The Missus and I were discussing dumping our collection of LP records (actually, only the Missus was) and I...
View ArticleFixing A Crappy Sponge-Paint Finish
I’d be embarrassed to show that to anyone, It’s a very lame repetitive sponge-paint finish. and they didn’t even bother to mask the ceiling trim for the background coat. So how to fix it? You’ll...
View ArticleJust Do It. Eat A Live Duckling. Raw.
Yeah, and do it while sitting next to a box of high explosives and a witness. Okay, There are no explosives in that box. It’s a collector’s item with connections to the American Revolution, and Pierre...
View ArticleJames Brown was Stillborn.
Not to disparage the late Butane James, but being born dead and recovering is one helluva fetus. Aside from that, this compilation is completely awesome.
View ArticleBlack Friday at Heck’s Department Store
Escalator to 2nd Floor – Heck’s Kitchen Appliances. [Found here.]
View ArticleChristmas Arachnids
“An old European Christmas legend tells of a poor woman unable to provide the traditional decorations for the special holiday. A spider made his home in her tree and began to spin beautiful webs. On...
View ArticleThey Are The Eggmen, I Am The Narwhal
Goo Goo Goo Joob. Note that the background decor is pure awesome and negates everything bad in the world. [Found here.]
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